Thursday, June 18, 2009

Is this another rant? Maybe.

Lately Ive notived that people often communicate by consistenly posing questions about themselves then immediately answering them. It's like they are the interviewer and respondent of themselves. Example: "Did I eat Wendy's for lunch today and then Pizza Hut for dinner? Yes. Am I proud of it? No. Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Absolutely not.

Why so dramatic in your language? It's a little off-putting and also very inefficient. Why not just come out with one statement? I regret being a patron of two different fast food franchises in one day and I would not do it again. Look at how much easier and less sassy that was. There should be an SLC Weekend Update character that talks only in question and answer form. Kristin Wiig could pull it off.

5 comments:

Adam B said...

Did I like your post? Yes I did. Do I think you should write more often? Yes I do. :)

Jackie said...

Do I appreciate your feedback Adam? Absolutely! Do I congratulate you on getting married? Wholeheartedly!

seanandnataliekowallis said...

Do you mean an SNL Weekend Update character or is there some SLC Weekend Update I haven't heard about yet? I agree with you... people are dumb.

Rachael and Clay Anderson said...

Oh Jackie, how I love your commentary!

Jackie said...

Ha ha, thanks, Rachael! And yes, I did mean an SNL Weekend Update character, Natalie.